Hillsong Now An Official Religion After PM’s Pastor Gets Charged With Hiding Child Sex Crimes
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After enduring decades of ridicule from the Anglicans and Catholics, it seems the Hillsong Church might be a real religion after all.
This...
Nation Tells Scotty We Ain’t Doing This On Tick Bra
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PAY UP SCOTTY: The people of Australia have made it clear that they're sick of the talking. Where's the cash Scotty. Pay...
You’re Still The 4th Fastest Bloke Over 800 Metres In The World Pete
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Australian's newest king of track, Peter 'Spag' Bol has just missed a medal in the the men’s 800m final at the 2020...
PM: “Ok How Bout This For A Compromise… If You Get Your Jabs, I’ll Give Your Boss $300”
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has hit out at Labor’s proposal to offer a $300 incentive to those who get fully vaccinated...
Local Woman Crosses Off Another Day On The Countdown Until 7+ Gets Well And Truly Uninstalled
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With only 4 more days until Tokyo's closing ceremony, the locked down residents of Australia don't want the Olympics to end.
But, unlike...
Brad Hazzard Tackles Language Barriers By Talking Real Slow Like A Boomer Ordering A Pad Thai
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The NSW Health Minister has today made an extra effort to communicate with the non-English speaking residents of Western Sydney who might...
Report: This Fucker Is Talking A Lot For Someone Who Owes Us 300 Bucks
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has held another press conference where he says lots of shit about nothing, and still refuses to...
“Wait, So Scotty Isn’t Going To Pay Me For My Jab?” Says Bloke Who Already Bought A 42” Kogan
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Local gym equipment salesman, Petey Cuss (38) has once again confused a cool news story for government policy.
This comes as Labor calls...
Rohan Browning Debuts New Sleeve Tattoo As Early Negotiations Begin With The NRL
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PUT HIM ON THE STING! Australian sprinter Rohan Browning has been photographed with some new bodily illustrations today, just hours after NRL...
Labor’s Proposed $300 Jab Incentive To Be Available From Servo ATM Opposite Pub At Midnight
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After a nightmarish 12 months of public health messaging from the Federal Government, their Labor opposition has today put forward an idea...
