Lockdown Boredom Starting To Sink In With Lack Of European Dominated Endurance Cycling Events
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Maroubra woman, Mary Macey (33) has today returned to reality, after a glorious fortnight of finding herself heavily emotionally invested in different...
Scotty’s Social Circle Implodes As Elite Pedophile Cult Theories Start Looking Fairly Credible
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is reportedly loving this never-ending Sydney lockdown, because it gives him an excuse to avoid his two...
“$300 Won’t Work” Says Party That Convinced A Generation To Have Too Many Kids With Baby Bonus
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The political party that spent 10 years paying an entire generation of parents a cash bonus of $4000 for every bun that...
Melbourne Unfortunately Learning The Hard Way About The Importance Of Taking Lockdown Serious
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Like many people in Melbourne, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews is unfortunately learning the hard way that lockdowns are actually very effective at...
Government Warns Census May Cause Blood Clots To Under 50s After Failing To Order Enough Forms
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TARGETS HAVE RES-SHIFTED!!! The Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, and Australia’s chief medical officer have warned people not to “jump to conclusions” and...
Albo Clarifies Of Course This $300 Is Gonna Be In Cash Mate Do I Look Fucken Stupid To You?
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The Federal Opposition Leader, whose name is Anthony Albanese, has today doubled down on his proposed a $300 cash bonus for Australians...
Scotty Says Just Get Your Jabs And We’ll Talk Cash Later, I Swear I’m Good For It Lad
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YOU KNOW ME, WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN SHORT: As more and more of his close associates get charged for either committing...
Scotty Asks Brian Houston If He Wants A Go At Leading The House Of Reps
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The Prime Minister has told media today in Canberra that his close personal friend Brian Houston deserves the presumption of innocence, which in...
Yeah These Yanks Wouldn’t Last A Minute On The Kingaroy Courts Girls
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Mariafe Artacho del Solar and Taliqua Clancy will hit the podium with a silver after a world class run through the 2020...
With 3 Cities In Lockdown And Hillsong Facing Charges, Scotty’s Tempted To Try A Full-Strength
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While sitting at the bar of a discreet Canberra dive bar tonight, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is starting to feel himself...
