Queenslander Enjoys A Cold Friday Arvo Schooner In A Packed Pub After Hugging All Of His Mates
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A local Betoota Ponds bloke has today arrived at the pub to launch himself into a few ice cold schooners and watch...
PM Rejects $300 Jab Bonus: “There’s No Cash Here. Here, There’s No Cash. Alright? Cash! No!”
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today held strong against the growing demand for a $300 jab incentive, as his bungled roll-out...
Millions Of Aussies Still Struggling To Get A Jab Advised To Bring A Crying Orphan With Them
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A WASTE OF DECK SPACE: The government has today aired growing concerns that not enough people are completing their civic duty to...
300 Bucks Or The Trolley Pole, It’s Your Call Brutha
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Scotty From Marketing continues to skirt around the big jobs today, as the Greater Sydney outbreak continues to spread right across the...
Government Told To Get Fucked 25 Million Times As Nation Mistakes Census For Performance Review
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The Federal Government has rushed to clarify that this week’s census is not a customer satisfaction survey after receiving a number...
Even Mum Thinks It’s Time For Leunig To Shut The Fuck Up
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As the pandemic refuses to fuck off, the culture wars continue to rage in the leatherbound home offices of Australia's most elite...
Hem Hem… Less Talky, More Three Hundji
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With nothing positive to report to the nation after 6 months of shifting jab-roll-out targets and some very concerning climate change reports...
Hillsong Mate Doesn’t Read The News He Reckons
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Rocco, a close friend from footy who manages to remain one of the most popular members of the club despite his religious...
Nation Not Writing Off Possibility Of This Bloke Somehow Managing To Fuck Up Tonight’s Census
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With our Federal Government once again tasked with rolling out a slightly logistical programme that requires clear messaging and engagement with the...
Byron Markets Face Critical Shortage Of Ginseng And Ginger Extracts After Recent Outbreak
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The NSW Premier has today warned residents of Byron Bay that now is not the time to get experimental with their approach...
