US-Trained Afghan Army Fail To Defend US-Backed Afghan Government From US-Funded Afghan Warlords
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WE'VE DONE ALL WE CAN: US President Joe Biden says he stands squarely behind his decision to withdraw American troops from Afghanistan,...
Anti-Vaxxers Complaining About Their Freedoms Urged To Take A Fucken Look Around
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While swinging from a hammock out the back of her Californian Bungalow in Murwillumbah, local anti-vaxxer Keely Spiritchild (57) unloads another couple...
“Fuck It, Let’s Just Skip The 700s Altogether” Says NSW
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The proud people of New South Wales have today announced that they aren't fucking around when it comes to this virus, as...
Rural NSW Hospital Fully Prepared For Virus With The 6 Beds The National Party Gave Them In 1985
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The Greater Sydney Outbreak officially became the Greater NSW outbreak over the weekend, after a string of transmissions in rural areas triggered...
“You’ll Be Fine” Says Dad, In Reference To A Pantry Made Up Of Products That Expired In 2016
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A bloke visiting his divorced father has discovered that the old man isn’t very good at looking after himself if his pantry is...
Dan Andrews Introduces Evening Curfew To Get Some More Of Those Empty Melbourne Street Photos
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It's official. Melbourne knows how to do a lockdown better than anyone else.
This week marks 200 collective days that the Victorian Capital...
Everyone North Of Kempsey Flees For Queensland After Taking Advantage Of ‘The Inglis Rule’
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As Greater Sydney enters week eight of lockdown with case numbers only roaring, restriction have since been extended to the entire state...
Report: Just Shut Up Mate. You Aren’t Helping
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Despite the the Murdoch newspapers and Sky News working their rings out to protect the Morrison government from any form of criticism,...
Canavan Forced To Ramp Up His Coal Miner Dress Ups After Disrespecting Our Returned Servicemen
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Senator Matt Canavan has had to rub an extra handful of soot on his face today, as he ramps up his working...
Newcastle Gets Revenge For Having Their Jabs Relocated By Knocking Scotty’s Club Out Of Finals
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If Scotty From Marketing thought there wouldn't be repercussions for relocating all of the jabs from Newcastle to Sydney while the Hunter...
