“Albo’s Nowhere To Be Seen” Says Voter Who Only Watches Sky News And Only Reads The Australian
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A middle class Australian voter who only gets her news from within the 70% of the Australian media market owned and run...
“The Night Is Darkest Just Before Dawn” Says Scotty As He Flips Coin To Decide Nation’s Fate
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today fronted a press conference with hideous scaring down the left side of his face, a...
Annastacia Vows To Finish What Joh Started And Closes The Border Forever
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The Queensland State Government has said their border may not open up to New South Wales ever again - even after their...
Melbourne Does Same Thing Sydney Did After 6 Weeks In Lockdown With Fuck All Financial Support
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
WAIT, WHAT? POOR GOVERNANCE EQUALS CIVIL UNREST? Thousands of Melbourne residents have taken to the streets of the city over the weekend...
Report: Remember When We Thought Y2K Was Going To Do What This Virus Did
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After millions of years of adapting to survive, humans have lived through the odd rough patch or two and continue to do so...
Melbourne Seriously Needs To Take A Good Look At Themselves And Understand That Lockdowns Are Key To Stopping The Spread
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It seems that even after 200 cumulative days in lockdown over the last 18 months, Melbourne residents are still not taking this...
Conspiracists Advised That Plastic Bags Work Just As Well If They Don’t Like The Face Masks
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A study released by the EMA (Exhausted Medical Association) today has concluded that people in the community who do...
Sydney’s Union Bosses Fly The CFMEU Flag At Half-Mast Following The Closure Of Golden Century
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The Greater Sydney lockdown has claimed another cultural insititution overnight, as the iconic Golden Century Seafood Restaurant in Chinatown announces that it...
Sky News Producers Begin Gruelling Task Of Upskilling Hosts From ‘Dictator’ To ‘Taliban Dan’
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As Victoria records 57 new locally acquired cases, it seems that the chances of an early release from Melbourne's extended two-week lockdown are...
Afghan President ‘Pulls A Scomo’ And Flees On An Aeroplane While His Nation Burns To The Ground
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As the Taliban continue to consolidate their control over the major cities of Afghanistan, the president of their now collapsed US-backed government...
