Chloe Shorten moves aloe vera burn gel to the fridge for when Bill gets home
8 February, 2016. 11:34
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After learning that husband Bill had a bad day, politically, Chloe Shorten moved a tube of aloe vera burn gel from the bottom draw of their Canberra holiday home - to the fridge.
"Chilling it makes it more effective and soothing," explained Chloe. "Apparently Malcolm seriously rekt him today in parliament and...
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