Corporate Man Ready To Crunch His 2024 Goals After Completing Gratitude Journal While Listening To Podcast In Sauna
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A local white collar man from our town's leafy suburban enclave of Betoota Grove has hit the ground running for 2024, it can...
The Living End Top $2 Billion In Royalties From People Searching For ‘White Noise’ On Spotify
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One of Australia's most esteemed musical products has today achieved a milestone many thought was impossible.
Melbourne punk rockabilly band the Living End...
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen
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The island republic of Tasmania is kicking 2024 off with a bang, it can be confirmed today.
In a turn of events that...
Subway Ad Almost Had You For A Second
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Local man Keirney McInnery (36) has admitted ‘that was a close one’ after an ad for fast food restaurant Subway almost had him...
Report: Golf Based New Year’s Resolution Off To A Cracking Start
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While most have statistically given up on their New Year’s resolutions by now, local golf enthusiast Mark Grandhope has gotten his off to...
Dad Blissfully Unaware His Story Will Be Used For Impression Practice Later
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A Betoota dad is unaware he is laying down some quality material today as he tells the most dad story ever, completely unaware...
Woolies Stand Firm On Commitment To Selling Overpriced Groceries In Face Of Australia Day Drama
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In a move that has shocked even the most chill of racists, supermarket chain Woolworths have announced they will not be selling Australia...
Bloke Who Gave Up Smoking Enjoys A Tobacco Edible
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In a world that feels like it’s gone to a movies-set-in-the-60s levels of nicotine addiction, a man who recently ditched the acoustic vapes...
Property Review: Obnoxious $22.4m Luxury Byron Hinterland Estate Can Go Fuck Itself
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The majestic hinterland of Byron Bay is filled with stunning scenery, gorgeous villages, and an ultra-prestige housing market affordable only to a handful...
Sky News Uncle And Twitter Anarchist Niece Announce Truce For Duration Of Nan’s Lamb Roast Dinner
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A Betoota Heights family home has today played host to one of the most heartwarming stories of the year.
The Wilson-Smith’s from our town’s...
