Stanley Cup Generation Will Never Understand Going To School With A Cordial Bottle Full Of Frozen Water Wrapped In Tea Towel With A Rubber Band
HARVEY THOMAS | Outrage | CONTACT
Since the 1950s, it is obvious to anyone with an adult brain that children know absolutely nothing.
Afterall, if children had any idea...
Dumbass Ranger Trying To Give Local Man A Parking Fine Doesn’t Realise That The 10th Paragraph Of Magna Carta Literally Says All Traffic Fines Are Legally Invalid
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local parking ranger has today received quite a shock, after being treated to an informal legal lesson from a vocal citizen.
Tony...
Sydney Wanker Manages To Sustain 2 Minutes Of Conversation Before Asking Where You Went To School
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
In a stunning turn of events, local Sydney man Liam Broden, has defied the odds and maintained a staggering two minutes of...
Father And Son Bond Over 8 Hours Of Uninterrupted Screen Time While Mum Has Girls Night
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights home has this weekend played host to a touching family bonding experience.
The quaint mass build 4 bedroom project home...
NRL Take Opening Round To Vegas In An Effort To Get Away From Intense Australian Gambling Culture
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The National Rugby League has made a bold move towards becoming a post-gambling code by hosting the season opening games in Las Vegas...
CSIRO Finds 96% Of New Year’s Resolutions About To Be Blown To Smithereens This Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's premier scientific organisation has today offered comment on a major scientific event taking place this weekend.
The CSIRO has warned everyone...
Male Matildas Beat Syria
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some exciting news for sports fans around the country, the Soccer Kangaroos have progressed to the next round of the Asian Cup....
Tennis Player Loses It After Hearing Man In 10th Row Breathe Loudly
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A reactively unknown player has today made headlines after a spectacular meltdown at the Australian Open.
The 100 and something ranked wildcard caused...
Bloke Flying To Adelaide For Day 4 And 5 Of The Test Better Like Looking At Churches
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man with tickets to a premier sporting event is going to need a Plan B, it can be confirmed today.
William...
Trump Gets His Groove Back With More Fake Tan Than A Divorced Mum In First Bodybuilding Competition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Former US President and probable next US President Donald Trump is off and running, in his 2024 election campaign.
With Australian political nerds...
