Doja Cat Wonders If The Hottest 100 Is Another YouTube Show Featuring Spicy Food
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
In a not so unfamiliar mix-up that highlights the cultural delusion many Australians have about their presence in the minds of Americans, pop...
Recent Cyclone So Far North That Albo’s Stylist Considers Swapping Byron Akubra For Proper Stetson
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
You wouldn’t know her name, but you’ve been seeing the work of Coco McCartney most nights on your TV.
A costume designer...
DJ At Brisbane’s Cloudland Forced To Play Sean Paul For 12 Hours Straight As Windies Roll Through
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A music industry professional has this weekend been forced to put in quite a shift.
Bowen Hills (28), a DJ at popular Fortitude...
“Women’s Tennis Is Reserve Grade” Says 24 Match WAFL Superstar
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
OFF TO A CRACKING START BAZ: The entire Western Australian media establishment are today rushing to protect Perth Lord Mayor and former TV...
Sydney Rental Agent Simply Kicks Open Studio Door And Lets The Peasants In For A Sniff Around
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A Sydney rental agent has tested the strength of his plastic shoes this morning as he introduces some prospective renters to another...
Triple M Executives Begin Orgasming At News That ‘NRL Vegas’ Falls On Same Weekend As U2 At The Sphere
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The CEO of Triple M Diamantina has been forced to change his AC/DC printed boxer shorts this afternoon after experiencing a...
North Queenslander Stocks Up On 2 Days Worth Of Bottled Water
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The oh so resilient state of Queensland is once again preparing for another extreme weather event.
Tropical Cyclone Kirrrily has been officially declared...
Nation Now Understands Why Morrison Didn’t Fuck Off Sooner After His 18 Month Lobbying Ban Ends Just In Time For Him To Take A Highly Paid Consulting Job With...
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Citizens of the nation of Australia have today been given a little bit of clarity around why Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison decided...
1. Secretly Flying To Hawaii During A National Crisis, Lying To The Public And Refusing To Come Home Until It Became Clear His Job Was On Line
You've never been on a holiday have you? The bloke doesn't hold a hose, and when he came back for some photos, all you...
8 Times Scott Morrison Unfairly Copped A Bad Wrap From The Nation’s Stupid Blue Haired Lefties
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the sun sets on one of the most decorated political careers in our nation's history, The Betoota Advocate would like to pay...
