Trendy Youth With Keys On A Carabiner Acting Like He’s Got An Entire Primary School To Clean
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
Jack Heffernan (26) has been spotted flaunting his impressive collection of keys hanging from a carabiner, acting as if he's responsible for managing...
Heavy Set 50 Something Short King Bouncer Probably Not Doing Too Much If It Starts Popping Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Patrons at one of Betoota's most popular watering holes have confirmed to The Advocate that you are in charge of your own destiny...
Hopes That Nueralink Brain Chip Could One Day Teach Sparky’s To Clean Up After Themselves
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The construction industry is abuzz today after hearing some exciting news emanating from the United States.
Tradesman within the industry are coming to...
Tottenham Yout Ange Postecoglou Says He’s Coming For Them Top Boy Pussioes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
There's a new challenger round them Premier League ends, it can be confirmed today.
This comes after Tottenham yout Ange Postecolgou announced that...
Life Lesson’s From Saddle Club Mostly Centred Around Niche Aspects Of Horse Husbandry
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
What we learnt as children has failed to prepare us for life once again as local Millennial Janice Croker (31) racked her brains...
Wednesday Quiz: Which John Howard Said It?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Think you know your politics? Think you know your Australian film and television? Think you know em both? Well, if that's the case,...
PC Madness: Bosses Not Even Allowed To Lock Apprentices In Portaloo And Kick It Over Anymore
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Another day, and another sign that the world is going M A D.
That's according to 56-year-old Betoota Heights Builder Phil 'Snowy' Charlton.
The...
Channel 9 Forced To Admit They’ve Also Been Doctoring Photos Of Opposition Leader Peter Dutton
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Channel Nine has been forced to apologise for the second time today, after another doctored image went to air during the nightly bulletin....
Liberal Party Powerbrokers Reveal Tony Abbott’s Entire Government Was Ruined By A Silly Woman Of Course
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Viewers of the ABC's Nemesis program have this week been left shaking their heads at the state of things in this country.
Following...
News Teams Search Cyclone Damage For Funny Queenslanders Who Might Say Something Fucked On Camera
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A major network news team is salvaging the wreckage of Cyclone Kirrily today as they pray to unearth the next Aussie...
