Concerned About The New Beer Tax? Here’s 6 Simple Ways YOU Can Save Some Coin On A Night Out
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Many Australians have this week been rattled by the news that the price of alcohol could go up AGAIN.
Known as a nation...
Hungover Man Absolutely Will Be Having A Can Of Pepsi Max With His Meal, Thank You Very Much
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A Betoota Heights man is in a fair state today, it can be confirmed.
Battling harder than a boomer with a QR code, Brett...
Study Finds That 91% Of Young People Who Support Australian National Military Service Look Like This
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A groundbreaking new report has today revealed some interesting facts about the potential introduction of military service in this country.
Commissioned by the...
Local Man Wakes Up One Day Deciding He Wants To Be Homeless Because It Is Completely His Decision
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A local man from our town's CBD area has today spoken to The Advocate about his new lifestyle.
Andrew Simpson explained to us...
Recent Oz Lotto Winner Splashes Out With Purchase Of Lavish Blonde Brick Apartment In Ashfield
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A young man from the nation’s most expensive city is today reveling in the manifestation of his dreams.
Aaron Hardie (31) from Sydney’s rental...
New VR Headsets Allow Tesla Owners To Watch Deep Fake Pornos Of Themselves Rooting Elon While Driving
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Just in case anyone was not aware, the future has arrived this week.
The new Apple VR headsets have hit the open market,...
“Some Of These Sheilas Bikinis Are A Bit Much” Says Codger Who Gets Around The Beach Like This
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A sensible old man from our state's Sunshine Coast has today confirmed the world is getting a little bit too fast for him....
Turnbull: It’s Imperative To Elucidate With Regards To Politics That A Fundamental Comprehension Of Everyday Voters Must Be Attained
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Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has this evening dished up an eviscerating verbal lambasting for the millennia.
Turnbull dealt the smackdown while talking...
2024 Grammys Broadcast Constantly Interrupted With Shots Of Mercilessly Bored Travis Kelce
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American broadcaster CBS is facing a wave of criticism today, after "butchering" the annual Grammy Awards.
Created to honour the best recordings, compositions,...
US Invade Another Middle East Country After Mistaking Soviet-Era Water Infrastructure For Oil Well
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The United States has finally bitten the bullet today, after a prolonged period of edging.
The US Military has declared all systems go...
