Bill Shorten Kicked Out Of Albo’s Bux Party Chat For Suggesting Mini Golf
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The man who was supposed to be in his second term as Prime Minister has today been dealt a cruel blow.
Bill Shorten...
Overexcited Penny Wong Begins Looking Up Bali Flights After Creating ‘Albos Bux’ Group Chat
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Foreign Affairs Minister Penny Wong has had a big morning, it can be confirmed.
Wasting absolutely no time getting about her work, Penny has...
‘Enhanced Games’ Organisers Unveil Official Outfits For Competitors And Officials
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The cashed up billionaires behind the sporting event that's got everyone talking, have offered up another exciting bread crumb for the media.
The...
“I Wouldn’t Tell A Soul If I Won The Lottery” Says Woman Who’s Never Kept A Secret In Her Life
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A local fibber has been caught telling a flat out fib today.
The fibbing occurred a short time ago on the Gibber Plains of...
Patrick Fucking Mahomes Celebrates Super Bowl With A Week At Myrtle Beach
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With all eyes on Taylor Swift and her big meat head boyfriend, the MVP of the Super Bowl has quietly slipped away for...
Script Writers Win Super Bowl LVIII
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The scriptwriters behind the National Football League are today basking in their own glory.
This comes after they pulled off the greatest Super...
Barnaby Joyce Kicks Off Super Bowl Monday With A 10am Bucket Of Buds And A Kilo Of Wings
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The nation's former Deputy Prime Minister is kicking off the week in style, it can be confirmed this morning.
Barnaby Joyce, the New...
Taylor’s Boyfriend And His Friends Hit Las Vegas To Play A Big Tough Serious Game Of Football
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The biggest game of the year for fans of Taylor Swift has finally arrived.
Wedged amongst Taylor's historic Eras tour, the Super Big...
Truckie Decides To Celebrate Chinese New Year With Roadhouse Bain-Marie Dim Sims And BBQ Sauce
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A Betoota road hound has leaned into Chinese New Year festivities, taking a moment to treat himself to a dim sim...
Putin’s Re-Election Campaign Off To A Poor Start After Stumbling On Employment Rate Question
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Russian President Vladimir Putin is facing a PR nightmare this morning, after making a historic stumble in Moscow.
Facing a defining election next...
