MARCIA MCCANDLESS | Environment | Contact
Adult website Brazzers announced this morning that a touching tribute to the Great Barrier Reef is in the works and all the proceeds from the production will go to its conservation effort.
Currently, under the working title of ‘Great Barrier Queef’, the 60-minute long video is slated for release in early 2018, however, that’s all the popular website is prepared to say at this time.
But the rumour mill has gone into overdrive, with some industry insiders telling The Advocate that Great Barrier Queef could be the highest-budget adult film of the year.
Brazzers production manager Ernie Comb was able to confirm that the adult film is going to be both informative and entertaining.
“The attention to detail is what’s going to set this production apart from the rest,” said Mr Comb.
“There will be bleached coral and bleached arseholes. Bleached blonde hair and bleached teeth. It will be like Finding Nemo meets a Saturday night out in Surfers. We’re really looking forward to this here at Brazzers,”
“And we’re excited to help in the conservation effort, as well. That’s why we’re doing it.”
The Advocate reached out to Queensland Tourism and the Marine Conservation Society for comment but have yet to receive a reply.
More to come.
