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The Prime Bloke, Scott Morrison, has delivered his Christmas message to the nation this morning in Canberra where on behalf of the government, he sent his best wishes to all Australians who aren’t Victorian Premier Dan Andrews.

Our Bloke-in-Chief began by thanking everybody for coming together in what’s been one of toughest years in recent memory.

“First we had bushfires, then we had this so-called super flu rob us of what defined us as Australians,” he said.

“Then we had Dan Andrews reintroduce this terrible virus that deletes our elderly at a cracking pace after I had all but single-handedly vanquished it for you all,”

“So on behalf of Her Majesty’s Government, I wish you a Merry Christmas. Except you, Dan Andrews. I hope Santa brought you coal. There’s nothing a big Victorian leftie hates more than coal (chuckle here Scott) ah sorry, I wasn’t supposed to read that part. Go Sharkies. My money is on Cameron King getting the Dally M this year!”

The Advocate reached out to Dan Andrews for comment but we’re told to ring again on the 27th as he’s putting his feet up today.

More to come.


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