The nation has confirmed today that it’s pleased to see Apollo’s found a gig after his appearances on reality television.

The Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise heartthrob who works as a magician, has managed to land a role as the Tim Tam genie.

This comes after the dreamboat who women around the country were smitten by last year, was deemed unsuitable for any roles at commercial radio stations.

The 25-year-old from the Gold Coast who didn’t have the required 500 million clams in the bank to woo over Sophie Monk on last season’s Bachelorette, has reportedly been doing it tough going performing between fetes and shopping centres after knocking back offers of topless entertainment for hens nights and the like.

“Yeah it’s been a weird sort of trot since I finished all that reality stuff, so it’s nice to be able to land a role,” said the young man. “Do you think I’ll win an Oscar like Cate Blanchett did after she got her big break in the Tim Tam Genie ad?” he asked Members of the fairer sex are said to be over the moon at the fact that they will see a topless Apollo with a ludicrous amount of oil slathered over his body once more.

Jess Fish, a young solicitor from the French Quarter in town told our reporters on the street that she relishes the casting.

“He is going to grant three wishes as the Tim Tam genie right? Hmmmmm I think I know what my first one would be [laughs],” said Fish.

“Seriously though, the way he has developed those pectoral muscles is the most impressive magic trick she has seen him do.


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