The rest of the world has only just caught up with a very dramatic dispute in international relations today as President Donald Trump issued an extraordinary ultimatum to North Korea – warning Pyongyang not to make any more threats against the United States or they will “face fire and fury like the world has never seen,”

However, other countries, like Australia, really don’t need to get caught up in this right now – and are trying to avoid a blow up at all costs.

“Are you cunts alright over there?” asks Australia, before being joined by other equally nuke-able nations attempting to maintain relationships with both the USA and Asia.

“We are trying to solve gay marriage over here”

“Yeah what’s the fucking go” asks New Zealand.

“Keep your fucking heads” shouts Ireland.

During a photo op at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey, President Trump said “North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen… he has been very threatening beyond a normal state. They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before,” he said.

Trump’s harsh words come as US intelligence analysts have assessed that North Korea has produced a miniaturized nuclear warhead, according to multiple sources familiar with the analysis of North Korea’s missile and nuclear program.
“Well, that’s just great isn’t it?” says Australia.


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