There’s some great news for Victorians this afternoon, after Premier Daniel Andrews revealed he is lifting the state’s restrictions as we go to print.

The great news comes after Andrews was made aware of Scott Morrison’s latest round of potshots in the media today.

This follows a long campaign by the Prime Minister of taking shots at State Leaders, including but not limited to Andrews, Mark McGowan, Gladys Berejiklian and of course Annastacia Palaszczuk.

Speaking this afternoon, the Premier said, he’s ignoring the health advice being given to him and going to do what’s best for the federal budget’s bottom line.

“Stage 4 is no more,” said the relieved Premier, who only 24 hours ago had extended the lockdown for another four weeks.

“After reading the latest shit Scott’s being saying about our government and our state, I’ve decided to undo all of the work we’ve done over the last couple of months and just open everything up.”

“Victorians have a great track record of following social distancing protocols, so we are confident we won’t have a third wave and will be able to save Scott and Josh’s upcoming budget,” he explained.

“It would have been nice if Scott called me and we had a chat and worked through how the best way to play this thing was, but it’s all good to read it in the media again, so I don’t mind.”

“If only I knew it was this easy.”

It’s believed Annastacia and Mark will be opening their respective borders later this afternoon as well.


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