Ipswich Grandma Is Fine With Sexual Assault So Long As Perpetrator Also Dislikes Muslims
10 October 2016. 12:25
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A popular Ipswich grandmother says Donald Trump’s boasting about being able to sexually molest women with impunity is probably no worse than what a lot of men say to each other behind closed doors.
The Republican candidate today faced a second live debate with Hillary Clinton today, amid revelations that he boasted of his...
“Australia Isn’t Sending Us Their Best People” Roars Trump At Republican Rally In L.A
23 September, 2016. 14:00
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Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump has today condemned Australian expats living in the US during a supporter rally in California.
The crowd roared as the New York entreprenuer reaffirmed his belief that “the worst elements in Australia are being pushed into the United States by the Australian government.”
“The largest suppliers of B-list actors, bartenders, anti-semitics...
US rapper Ludacris advises Turnbull to ‘move bitch, get out tha way’ after meeting in New York
22 September, 2016. 13:34
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SOUTHERN RAP SENSATION LUDACRIS had some choice words for the Australian prime minister last in New York after the pair shook hands at a meet and greet hosted by Melbournese businessman Antony Pratt.
The heir to the Visy cardboard empire threw a party for the Liberal leader as he wraps up his whirlwind...
Angelina Jolie Spotted With New Aussie Toy Boy, Former Spin Bowler Shane Warne
22 September, 2016. 15:00
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Recently single Hollywood superstar, Angelina Jolie, didn't appear too heartbroken by her imminent divorce to third husband Brad Pitt overnight.
The 41-year-old was seen leaving a high end LA restuarant last night with a man who is rumoured to be her newest sexual conquest, Australian spin bowler Shane Keith Warne.
Warne, who has in...
Perth Man In London Stoked To Find Pub With Cheap £11 Pints
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Western Australia is home to the highest rates of 'wanderlust' in the country, prompting the youth to travel far and wide before they return home to roost.
One of the main reasons why young Western Australians yearn for the unknown is the prohibitive cost of getting blind in the Perth, their capital and the most isolated city...
Study Confirms That Batman’s Superpower Is Actually Just White Privilege
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The writers of the iconic DC films and comic superhero franchise, Batman, have today confirmed that the long held myth that the character doesn't have any superpowers is actually incorrect.
The fictional superhero of Batman has appeared in American comic books since first appearing in Detective Comics #27 in May 1939, the character is also referred to by such...
Stuttering man fulfills lifelong dream of knocking Adam Sandler out
7 September, 2016. 15:34
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ENJOYING HIS FIRST HOLIDAY in nearly a decade, Michael McGarvey and his new wife thought it was time to pack up and the sample the easy life.
Landing in Los Angeles last week, the 34-year-old television news producer quickly went to work switching off and seeing all the sights that tinsel town...
Man Made Famous By Condescending Facial Expression In Popular Meme, Dies
30 August, 2015 10:30
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Gene Wilder, the American actor and model who was made famous by the 'Condescending Wonka' meme, died Monday at his home in Stamford, Conn. His nephew said he died of complications from Alzheimer’s disease. He was 83.
Millions of meme-creators around the world have paid tribute to Mr Wilder through meme tributes in the dark galleys of...
Fossilised Mosquito Carrying Harambe’s Blood Sells For $240 Million At Private Auction
24 August, 2015 9:30
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To the untrained eye, the brown coloured stone wedged in the south corner of the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla enclave looked nothing more than a decoration by keepers. But as soon as Rod Harley saw it, late last week, he knew his life was about to change. Fossilised.
An instinct honed over 40 years of fossil hunting told him...
China denies their census night DDoS attack was in response to the Mack Horton controversy
10 August, 2015. 12:34
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IF YOU TRIED TO complete your census online last night, chances are you weren't able to.
Not because our current internet infrastructure was put in the ground when Australia's young men were still bayonetting the Japanese in South East Asia. Not because we weren't prepared for the millions of people who were...