Fresh Arrival In London Finds Himself Organising Drinks With Brother’s Mate’s Cousin
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Lacking direction and purpose in life, Stephen Patridge threw caution to the wind and decided to move to London for some reason not...
CIA Recruit Heartbroken High School Girls To Monitor Social Media Activity Of Terrorists
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It is a known fact that if you want to get dirt on an ex-boyfriend or a new crush, your best friend is...
Hollywood Actresses Handed Emergency Rescue Whistles At Door Of Oscars After Party
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The Shape Of Water has come through as the surprise winner of 90th Oscar Award's Best Picture, but the real moment was when...
Pitbull’s Nickname Changed To ‘Mr Central Miami’ After Losing Passport
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The United Nations has today issued a shocking statement the status of pop superstar and rejected Bond villain, Pitbull, leaving the rapper unable...
Disgraced Kevin Spacey Replaced By Nicolas Cage In Ellen Degenres’ Iconic Oscars Selfie
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In yet another blow for the Hollywood elite, the iconic 'Ellen Selfie' has today been forcibly photoshopped, after many requests from the management...
Report: Bout Time Chris O’Donnell Got Another Gig, Don’t Ya Reckon?
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A recent report by the BIMDB (Betoota Internet Movie Database) has found that it's probably time for poor old Chris O'Donnell to get...
Australian Who Got Into Berghain Returns Home To Bring It Up In Every Conversation He’ll Ever Have
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"It's one of the hardest nightclubs to get into in like the whole world, Aunty B," he said.
"We got knocked back the first...
Australia Pretends They Know How Winter Olympics Snowboarding Is Scored
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Arguably the most, and only, exciting event at the 2018 Winter Olympics is currently underway. The snowboarding final.
That is, of course, from an...
Julian Assange Says He’s Being Denied Access To The Latest Editions Of Wisden’s Cricket Monthly
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A bereft Julian Assange has taken to his Juliet balcony in London's Knightsbridge district this morning to lash out at...
Canberra Man Living Overseas Gives Up And Says He’s From Sydney
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Liam Webb is a proud Canberran. He grew up there, went to school there, and even decided to stay in Canberra for...
