“One Of Diana’s Boys Has Had A Bub” Says Mum
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Mum has displayed tears of joy this evening after learning that that the legacy of her darling Diana remains strong after a new...
Report: Michael Caine Looking Alright For An Old Fella
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While most men his age are busy spitting on a bus or simply being dead, Sir Michael Caine continues to make a living...
Holidayer Who “Never Wants To Leave” Thailand Should’ve Packed Heroin In Her Carry-On
Local Betoota Girl, Sally Washington (22), has been in Thailand for approximately 39hrs and has tonight revealed to her Instagram followers a deep desire...
Stern But Polite Phonecall From Malcolm Has Xi Jinping Reconsidering Vanuatu Military Base
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The Advocate can reveal this afternoon that Chinese leader, Xi Jinping, has told some of his closest advisors that he's now reconsidering the...
The Queen Screens Calls From Charles Asking Her To Come Pick Him Up
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Her Majesty The Queen has revealed that she's been forced to screen a number of phone calls from Prince...
Dana White Meets With Vince McMahon To Discuss Where To Take Conor’s Storyline From Here
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The latest out of New York is that Conor McGregor, the famed prizefighter and Irish tall-poppy, is...
Indians Going Hard In The Comments
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The 1.5 billion people living on the subcontinent are today relishing in the fact that Australians are pathetic losers with shameful convict lineage...
Ringo Starr Receives Knighthood For His Contribution To A TV Show About Talking Trains
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Former drummer for The Beatles, Ringo Starr, has today received the commonwealth's highest honour for his role in bringing to life a fictional...
Furious Putin Slams US For Meddling In Russian Election After He Only Claimed 74% Of The Vote
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Another front in Russia's war of words has roared to life today after Vladimir Putin's election victory overnight was...
Kiwis And France Still Got Beef
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As rugby season kicks off, it has become clear that New Zealand and France still hate each other, not just in sport, but...
