Trump-Kim Jong-Un Talks Break Down After Heated Yanny v Laurel Debate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Just as US President Donald Trump was counting his chickens, a robotic voice meme video has come along and...
Dad Throws On Flame Trees and Goes To His Happy Place
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local dad, Mark Plymouth (55) has today cracked open a bottle of mass produced lager and thrown his feet up.
After a big afternoon...
Far-Right Aussie Patriot All Of A Sudden Worried About The Welfare Of Jewish People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local far-right Aussie patriot Bryce Catterall has taken a break from his conspiracies regarding Zionist world domination to express his concern for the...
Jerry Lawler And Jim Ross Reunite To Commentate Royal Wedding For American Broadcast
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
They've both been warned not to refer to the Royal Family as 'human rubble' and Jim Ross especially has...
Hillary Clinton Tells Leigh Sales That She’s Very Lucky To See Her Talk For Free
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
During a lengthy interview with ABC 7:30, Hillary Clinton has made it clear to interviewer Leigh Sales that she rarely takes the...
Report: Yodeling Only Art Form White People Can Perform Without Cultural Appropriation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A new study has found that the only form of artistic expression that white people are able to part take in is...
Jeez Harry’s A Bit Light On Top Too
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With his big day just around the corner, the increased paparazzi attention to Prince Harry has revealed that he's actually not 100% safe...
Lucy Turnbull Also ‘Scrumptious’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Malcolm Turnbull has assured reporters his wife Lucy found the French President's description of her as "delicious" both flattering and charming.
"I want to...
Trump Outshines Kim Jong-Un By Crossing Into Mexico For Historic Peace Summit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The President Of The United States has crossed the Mexican border for the first time in a few months...
$14 Corona In Hotel Mini Bar Found To Predate Federation
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contac
“Fuck it” thought Simon Lewisham as he reached into his hotel mini bar for the world’s most expensive corona.
About to twist...
