Mum has displayed tears of joy this evening after learning that that the legacy of her darling Diana remains strong after a new addition to the family, which comes in the shape of a third grandchild

“Oh the oldest one” she says.

“He’s had a kid. This is just beautiful. How I wish she could be here to see it”

While mum doesn’t reference any other member of the royal family, or that bastard she was married to, she seems to have a pretty good idea of what the kid will be named, after some intensive magazine research.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge appeared outside the Lindo Wing at St Mary’s Hospital in London just six hours after the birth of their second son, who is yet to be named, and have now returned home to Kensington Palace to care for their newborn.

From start to finish, the process took just 12 hours, mum says it was a bit like that Diana – even under the stress of having to keep a happy face despite the philandering of her degenerate husband.

Formerly a staunch monarchist, it appears that mum’s love of Diana and the recurring seasonal grief that pops up every anniversary of her death, is enough to turn her against the Queen – after they way they treated her.

“They should disband the whole entire thing” she spits.

“Send them to live like paupers”

“She was the true Queen”



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