Philadelphia Eagles Fans Show Love For Their City By Setting Fire To It
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT
A Philadelphia native and die-hard Eagles fan is losing his mind today after the Eagles’ stunning Super Bowl victory over the New England...
Experts Find Censoring Lyrics In Teenage Dirtbag Did Little To Prevent School Shootings
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A 17-year study has concluded that the removal a song lyric regarding a fictional character bringing a fake gun to school in the...
Democrats Say Oprah Is Plan B For 2020 Election If Hillary Doesn’t Feel Up To It Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The leftist fake-news rumour mill has gone into overdrive today speculating that former talk show host and one of the most influential people...
“Here, Use My Zippo” Says 18-Year-Old Glassie At His First Ever Staff Lock-In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A spritely young bloke only three or so months out of high school has today proven that he is more than equipped for...
Kazakhstan Vows To Improve Internet Services After Being Compared To Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Dauren Abayev, the Kazak minister of communications, spat out his tea and vodka this morning after discovering his nation's internet service is on-par with...
Unbelievable: Early Polling Suggests Putin Might Be A Chance Of Getting Re-Elected
Moscow: Russian President Vladimir Putin looks set to retain the Russian Presidency in New Year if early polling is a fair indicator.
In the wake...
Love Actually Producer Buys 14th Home In The Bahamas
KENT REGINALD | Film | Contact
Love Actually producer and guy who loves Christmas more than Jesus himself, Duncan Kenworthy, has today finalised a deal...
Rest Of World Relieved As Polls Confirm Only Half Of Alabama Is Okay With Pedophiles
KENT REGINALD | Trains | CONTACT
Millions around the world are breathing a huge sigh of relief today, after election results confirmed that only half the population of Alabama...
Tensions Rise In Middle North After Trump Recognises Alice Springs As Australian Capital
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
US President Donald Trump has been accused of dealing a "death sentence" to the Northern Territory peace process by recognising Alice Spring's as...
“Argh! I Hate Tourists!” Says Game Of Thrones Fan Currently In Dubrovnik On Contiki
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After spending yesterday being bumped and pushed about by the hoards of tourists in Dubrovnik, a local bloke currently on...
