Law Student Not Sure If His Degree Is Worth It Anymore, Now That Rachel Is Taken
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While many around the country and the globe are ecstatic over the engagement of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, one young law...
Piss Cutting Legend At European Hostel Can’t Even Remember Budapest
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Hostel room bars and common areas are often places where young folk can meet interesting people from different countries...
Jesus Christ Tells Tony Abbott That Whatever Happens Tomorrow Was All Part Of God’s Plan
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The former Prime Minister has been locked in high-level talks with his mentor, the Son of God, this afternoon ahead of the results...
US Only Country To Not Join Paris Agreement As ISIS Pledges To Reduce Emissions By 2020
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In a stunning turn of events, ISIS have come out and pledged to reduce carbon emissions by the year 2020, leaving the United...
Alf From Home And Away Recognised As Last Respectable Male Celebrity On Earth
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With the spate of sexual harassment allegations stunning Hollywood over the last few weeks, the Hollywood Reporter has confirmed today that ‘Alf...
Australian Living In New York Asked If He’s Had A Flat White At Two Hands Yet
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"Are they the same back home?" asked one of Sam Davidson's colleagues.
He nods.
"Yeah, but it's pretty hard to fuck...
Ride In Vietnamese Cyclo Fails To Cheer Up Malcolm Turnbull
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As the Coalition is set to head to a second byelection and the Trans-Pacific Partnership lies in ruins, Malcolm...
Makes Sense
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The recent allegations regarding an iconic NYC comedian actually isn't that hard to believe, when you look at the shit he's spent twenty...
Bill Cosby And Harvey Weinstein Also Come Out As Gay
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Former well-liked Hollywood icons, Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein have today taken the opportunity to tell the world that they are gay,...
Man Who Sent 2.5 Million People To War Praised For His Subtle Criticism Of Trump
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A man who is responsible for sending 2,500,000 of his own men and women to fight in two seperate wars is being...
