Australian Living In London Shows British Friend What A Real Dust Storm Looks Like
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Brisbane finance worker on transfer in London has laughed at the worry expressed over Storm Ophelia this week...
Republicans Urge Trump To Stand Down After Losing Core Voters In Detroit’s Outskirts
In a move being described by many as ‘bizarre’, ‘insane’, and ‘very in-character’, Donald Trump has officially tendered his resignation from the office of...
Harvey Weinstein Hesitantly Agrees To Produce Upcoming Horror Film About His Life
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The almost scripted horror coming out of Hollywood this week has proven to be too dramatic to simply not turn into a movie,...
World Shocked To Learn Weinstein Behaves Exactly Like He Looks Like He Would Behave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The entire world is today rattled to learn that a seedy-looking old Hollywood billionaire has been accused of acting kind of seedy around...
Wallabies Victory In Argentina This Morning Helps Sooth Local Yacht Owner’s Hangover
IMRAN GASHKORI | Editor-at-large | Contact
A prominent business owner from a nice family phoned The Advocate this morning to tell of how his hangover...
Trump Proposes Travel Ban On Retirees Who Want To Shoot 600 People For No Reason
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In a knee-jerk reaction to the supposed lack of motive behind the recent Las Vegas shooting, President Trump has today proposed a travel...
Catalans Backflip On Independence After Realising Barcelona Will Be Kicked Out Of La Liga
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact
The Catalan Independence Movement drastically changed this morning as bombshell revelations came to light.
The separatist movement which has long sought to break...
Trump Deploys Emergency Airdrop Of Republican Thoughts And Prayers To Las Vegas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Not even a week after Donald Trump dedicated his President's Cup golfing trophy to the victims of Hurricanes in Puerto Rico, the most...
Swearing Perth Man Once Again Offers Most Articulate Explanation Of US Gun Problem
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The 511,000 elected officials across America have once again failed to confront America's violent gun problem as well as a half-drunk Australian comedian did...
American Gun-Nut To Make Sure He’s Packing Next Time Someone Opens Fire 32 Floors Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A card-carrying member of the National Rifle Association has today refused to acknowledge that the horrific mass-shooting in Las Vegas overnight might have...
