24-Hour News Cycle Currently Instilling Healthy Amount Of Fear Into Local Man
RACHAEL GREGORY | Local News | Contact
Parking himself in front of the television this morning, local bar worker Michael Donahue told The Advocate that...
Woman Sees Therapist After Finding Herself Attracted To Benedict Cumberbatch
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
HR Manager Cynthia Nelson, has dealt with various trials and tribulations in her thirty two years. Yet, it was not her recent end...
Vale Hugh Hefner: #PutOutYourViagra Hashtag Erected In Remembrance Of Publishing Mogul
NATHAN HEMSWORTH | Los Angeles | Contact
American adult entertainment publisher Hugh Hefner has died aged 91 today in Los Angeles.
The Playboy founder died of natural causes earlier this...
Man Shocked To Learn World Didn’t End While He Was Asleep
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After spending most of the yesterday afternoon browsing the many news websites on offer around the world, Dennis Mignon...
Trump Says Lebron Is Washed Up And No One Watches Him Play Football Anymore
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Donald Trump has taken to Twitter to berate American basketball superstar Lebron James, following an online spat that saw James has lash out at...
Australian Living In London Receives Care Package Of Novelty Food She Never Really Ate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A 'homesick' local woman living on the other side of the world received a care package from her parents...
Trump Vows To ‘Totally Destroy’ Hurricane Maria If She Continues To Threaten The US
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
US President Donald Trump has warned that Hurricane Maria "will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen" if...
Kim Jong-Un responds to Trump’s ‘Rocket Man’ insults by calling him ‘Tiny Dancer’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Dear Leader of The Democratic Republic Of Korea has returned fire at US President Donald Trump after the New Yorker began referring...
Kim Jong-un reportedly ‘furious’ after yet another missile fails to hit Japan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has shot another swathe of high-ranking party officials today after yet another intercontinental...
New ‘Uma Thurman In Pulp Fiction’ Haircut Suggests Local Woman Is Moving To Berlin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Though English is her only language and she hasn't ridden a bicycle since she was seven, a spritely South...
