Female Movie Characters Share Crucial Dialogue In Corset-Tightening Scene
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Two supporting female characters in a film set in an era where women aren't encouraged to speak openly in front of men have...
Kim Jong-Un Promises Bob Katter That He Won’t Nuke Cloncurry
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A worried Bob Katter has phoned North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un this afternoon to make sure he doesn't...
US President consults local handbag designer about dealing with rouge nuclear state
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The President of the United States has taken a security briefing this morning surrounding North Korean nuclear weapons test over the...
Neo-Nazis Not As Eager To Protect Confederate Statues From Hurricane Harvey
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As Hurricane Harvey makes it way through the east coast of Texas and into the heartland, local neo-nazis are being criticised for not...
White House says images of President Trump looking at eclipse without protection are fakes
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The Office of the President has released a statement earlier today that declared the images of President Trump looking directly at this week's...
Youngster on Contiki under impression he’s the first person to get pissed in Greece
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A Betootan engineering student on his first overseas trip (excluding Bali) is acting like he has just shown...
Government updates travel advice to Colombia in wake of Cassie Sainsbury’s plea bargain being throw out
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The Federal Government today has officially warned Australians travelling to Colombia not to buy cheap headphones after accused...
Donald Trump fires another contestant from season one of The White House Apprentice
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White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci has been fired by President Donald Trump just 11 days into his tenure in...
Local Girl Refers To European Countries As Though They Are Actual People On Instagram
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The Betoota Advocate have today uncovered damning revelations about deluded 'microinfluencers' who are attempting to communicate with European tourist hotspots as if...
Trump Advisor Says Pre-Election Meeting With Russians Was More Of A ‘Gatho’
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US President Donald Trump's son-in-law and senior White House adviser Jared Kushner says he "did not collude" with the Russian government, despite having...
