“What Are You C-nts On About?” Asks Rest Of The World
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The rest of the world has only just caught up with a very dramatic dispute in international relations today as President Donald...
Martin Place Stockbroker Racks Extra Fat Line Of Coke To Drown Out Howls Of Homeless Evictions Outside
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Martin Place Stockbroker has decided his lunchtime bump will be a bit bigger than usual, with all the traumatic screaming coming...
Elon Musk pleads with Port Adelaide fans to stop throwing bananas at battery plant
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Reams of Port Adelaide fans have welcomed the container loads of Elon Musk's lithium-ion batteries overnight by throwing bananas...
Ascot Girl’s 18th Ruined By Attention-Seeking Frenemy Who Didn’t Wear All White
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Olivia didn't, like, have an official theme for her 18th, but she'd told most of the girls that it was going to...
Martin Place Stockbroker Says Homeless Should Have Just Gone To Bond Uni Like He Did
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A former private school rugby hero, turned Martin Place finance worker via an $150k degree at Bond University says he has no...
Local Man Fakes A Phone Call Until Dodgy Bloke Behind Him Walks Past
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A local tax accountant has faked a phone call to avoid any form of confrontation with a dodgy bloke in a hoodie...
Melbourne Man Stunned Queenslander Doesn’t Know His One Mate From Brisbane
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Andrew Morris (27) was enjoying a $9 pot of grapefruit IPA at a Fitzroy establishment when he struck up a conversation with...
Post-Terror-Threat Airport Security Still Not As Strict As Brisbane Pubs
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Australia's international and domestic airports are on high alert after several morons were caught planning to blow up a plane over the weekend...
Report finds most hate global warming but thoroughly enjoy warm days in July
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Unseasonably hot weather in July is the new vogue according to a disturbing social media trend that's seen young...
Airlines Advise Travellers To Arrive In Underwear To Aid Airport Security Checks
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A number of leading airlines, except for Qantas, have asked their passengers to wear as little as possible today...
