Bradley John Murdoch Tipped As One Nation’s Preferred Replacement For Senator Roberts
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Iconic Outback murderer Bradley John Murdoch is pipped to replace embattled senator Malcolm Roberts in the Senate if he is found to be...
NSW Liberal Government To Scrap Amalgamation Of Liberal Councils In Liberal-Voting Areas
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The New South Wales Government has abandoned forced council amalgamations in areas where Valium use and suburban four-wheelers are most common, ending an...
Channel Nine executives now tasked with finding new ways to profit off Cassie Sainsbury’s incarceration
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As admitted drug mule Cassie Sainsbury stares down the prospect of spending the next six years behind bars in Colombia, senior Nine executives...
Man Gambles With Life By Putting Head Under Water In Local Spa
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An ageing local pastoralist has thrown caution to the wind and dipped his head under the water of a local spa.
For the better...
Local accountant wonders how his life got to the point where he cares about Ninja Warrior result
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A local tax accountant delved deep into his own psyche last night after he found himself, for the first time,...
Canavan Reveals He Woke Up On A Fishing Boat 11 Years Ago With No Memory Of Past Life
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Federal politician Matt Canavan has today revealed that he can only remember as far back as 11 years ago, when he was salvaged,...
“You Look Good In This Photo” Says Friend, Who Must Think You Don’t Usually Look Good?
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In a seemingly kind and helpful exchange, a local girl has today declared that her other friend looks good...
Sydney Soundproofs Entire Harbour Bridge After Noise Complaints From Nearby Residents
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After 85 years of a completely free-reign over the sound levels in inner-city Sydney, the Harbour Bridge has today been issued a final...
ALDI Supermarket Chain Corners Market For Wetsuits And Left-Handed Trumpets
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COLLIN BURNSIDE HAS 'CARPE DIEM' tattooed on the inside of his right arm - and that's the life motto...
Government To Provide Non-Chinese Owned Farms With Ration Bags Of Murray-Darling Water
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Australia's regional towns that aren't owned by giant Chinese textile companies have today been extended a lifeline by the federal government, who have...
