Girl From Your Hometown That You Would Never, Ever Marry Now A Bachelor Contestant
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A girl that you haven't seen since high school, but were always quite wary of, is now listed as one of 22 women...
AMAZING! Man somehow able to sleep on airplane without abusing Xanax
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Move over Captain Snooze, there's a new sleep king in town!
Walter Bronson, a semi-retired local businessman, has revealed to The Advocate that on...
Trendy Cafes Now Using Chocolate Cake As Low-Sugar Alternative To Brioche
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One of Betoota's most prominent hipster cafes in the town's French Quarter has today revealed the rising trend of replacing the once-cool Brioche...
Local bloke looks 40 years too young to be using a handkerchief
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Friends have berated young Leo Davidson this morning after he thought it perfectly normal to blow his nose...
45-Year-Old Aussie Hip Hop Pioneer Says Young Ones Don’t Respect The Artform Of Summer BBQs
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Andy Picton, also known as, MC Beer&Mates says the fire still burns within him, but he isn’t so sure about the future...
5 Types Of Splendour Outfits That Say “I Don’t Have A Condom Full Of Pingers Inside Me”
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Well this weekend marks the 18th annual Splendour In The Grass Music!
The iconic arts and music festival kicks off today at North...
Lithgow And Bathurst Man Brawl Over Who Has The Best Maccas
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If you talk to Jayden Carter, Lithgow man Kane Willis is a 'putrid dog' that talks shit behind Jayden's...
Local fellow clips pedestrian to get some value of out his CTP insurance
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Two years ago, Roger Dalton paid close to five hundred clams for his compulsory third party insurance.
This year it was...
Brisbane City To Build Twenty More Bridges That You Can’t Even Drive A Fucken Car On
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In partnership with the State Government, Brisbane City Council has today announced that they will be going ahead and building over twenty more...
Decade Of Origin Losses Put Down To Ferguson and Dugan Having A Schooner At Lunch
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There are a lot of different arguments as to why New South Wales haven't been able to win more than one State Of...
