Biggest Game of Thrones spoiler revealed to be Foxtel streaming service
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Foxtel and their trendy new logo have revealed themselves to be the biggest Game of Thrones spoiler so far this season after their...
Mike Baird Cries Tears Of Joy After Seeing Numerous Closed Businesses In Kings Cross
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Former NSW Premier and now high-ranking NAB executive Mike Baird was brought to tears today after getting up close and personal with his...
Waleed Aly Praises Nation’s Cocaine Dealers For Bold Transition To Recyclable Bags
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Following the news from supermarket giants Woolworths and Coles that single-use plastic bags will be a thing of the past at the checkouts within...
Commonwealth Games Aren’t Too Different To The Olympics, Insists Gold Coast
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The extremely expensive construction of one-off sporting facilities for a second-tier world games is definitely worth it, insists the Gold Coast.
The South East...
Politically Correct Melbourne Man Offended On Behalf Of Black People By Jokes In Black Comedy
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Inner-city leftie Pearce Keating (29) is today feeling absolutely disgusted by his beloved public broadcaster, after watching a program that makes fun of...
Study backs Nick Cave’s assessment that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers ‘are garbage’
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An independent study undertaken by the nation's chief scientific body has confirmed a popular hypothesis put forward by Nick...
Woman With Face Covered In 8 Layers Of Chemical Cosmetics Not Comfortable With Burkas
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An outer-Betoota woman who won't leave the house without eight layers of low-budget carcinogenic facial beauty products says there is something wrong with...
Stupid Melbourne Bloke At Work Doesn’t Understand How Important Tonight Is
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A stupid idiot from Victoria is today acting like he doesn't notice the euphoric, almost sacred atmosphere currently taking hold of his predominantly...
Kings Cross Resident Complains To Council About Noisy Deliveroo Cyclist Bringing Her Dinner
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A vocal community of Sydney property owners, who for some reason thought it would be a good idea to either retire or raise...
Mal Meninga chugs entire bottle of Smokey BBQ Sauce at The Regatta
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If Sir Walter James Lewis AM is the King of Queensland, then Malcolm Norman Meninga AM is the Supreme...
