Pacific Nation Poised To Enter Tenth Year Of Volatile, Unstable Government
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Move over Fiji!
Australia is now the home of Oceania's most unstable government, according to the International Monetary Fund.
The international financial institution explained to...
CSIRO controversially concludes bush footy to be tougher than bush league ahead of AFL’s Rural Round
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Australia's peak scientific body concluded their investigation into which bush sporting was the toughest earlier this month, leaving many questioning the study's findings.
At a...
220-Kilometre-Long Jumper Leads Arrive In Rural SA To Connect Adelaide To Tesla Battery
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Elon Musk's proposal to fix the South Australian power market was only announced on Thurday morning, but the first stages of development for...
Government urges Elon Musk to consider using ‘proven’ alkaline batteries to secure power for SA
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Popular entrepreneur Elon Musk revealed his plans to partner with the South Australian government to build the world's largest lithium-ion battery to secure...
Local Man Holding Off Taking A Dump Until He Finds His Phone
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Betoota real estate analyst, Benjamin Inness, is currently suppressing his natural urges to pass the solid metabolic waste from his digestive tract through his anus.
The 32-year-old former state...
Foreign Property Investors Impressed By Stylish Blue Lights Outside $1.2M City Apartments
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A group of foreign property investors visiting Australia say they quite like the affordable, understated use of blue lights outside...
Worldly Private School Girl Captions Family Photo In Italian
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A recent graduate of North Betoota's exclusive St Gretel's School for Girls revealed to The Advocate last night during a candid rosé binge...
Murdoch To Reboot Channel 10 As 24-Hour Live Stream Of Miranda Devine Thinking Aloud
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With the news that the Murdoch family have launched a joint takeover bid for Network Ten, details have been released about where the...
Melbourne City Council Unveils USSR-Inspired Sentry Guns In New Anti-Terror Measures
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Melbourne residents loitering outside iconic Melbourne foot malls have been surprised to see the new 'gun-bollards' that had been installed overnight as part...
Inner-City Leftie Completely In Touch With Working Class After Watching Boxing Match
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A 30-year-old graphic designer who hasn't left his edgy inner-city suburb since his first year of University over eight years ago -...
