Neo-Japanese-Imperialists Arrive In Charlottesville To Fight Alongside Neo-Nazi Allies
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The heavily outnumbered Neo-Nazi protesters currently under siege in the Virginian town of Charlottesville have breathed a sigh of relief today, after the...
Australians Advised To Not Look Too Far Into The History Of Some Of Our Statues Either
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Following the images coming out of England that show Anti-racism protesters tearing down a statue of a 17th-century slave trader while demonstrating in...
Local advertising account coordinator reckons he could be a creative easy peasy
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A local man so devoid of any discernible personality that he took a job as an account coordinator at...
Fitzy Tells Another Classic Footy Anecdote From His Six Games With The Swans In 2001
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After a hitting listeners with a repetition of the same old AFL-playing-days stories via the Big Brother House and other TV shows, Ryan...
North Korea: US confident of beating army of ‘peasant farmers’ in their own backyard this time around
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US President Donald Trump has told reporters that should tensions with North Korea escalate to all-out war against, it...
Nimbin Police Vow To Crack Down On Literally The Only Thing Nimbin Has Going For It
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The 'chilled out' Northern NSW town of Nimbin has today revealed that their entire economy and appeal to tourists is being irreparably damaged...
Report finds thermonuclear war may help ease pressure on housing affordability
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A detailed report into the relationship between all-out nuclear war and the housing affordability crisis has been published by...
Local Bloke Who Moved To Cool New City Still In Need Of A Cool New Personality
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Despite making waves on social media with his well-publicised relocation to a lesser-known but apparently pretty cool American city, local Betoota bloke Callum...
ABC Ultimo deny new rainbow coloured bollards have anything to do with same-sex marriage postal vote
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Despite being told to remain impartial while reporting on the same-sex marriage postal vote, the bollards out the front...
Mia Freedman Posts Photo Of Self Pointing To Her White Skin In Support Of Black Lives Matter
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Mamamia founder Mia Freedman has "unequivocally apologised" to members of the non-white community, after an attempt to start a hashtag movement for married...
