ABC Echo Chamber Torn Open As Man Wearing Motorsport Shirt Wanders Into Ultimo HQ
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The inner-Sydney-based staff at the public broadcaster's head office in Ultimo are today questioning their personal mission statements, after coming across someone who...
Footy Club Group Chat Confirms Some Of The Boys Might Go Through Till Wednesday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local grand final celebration has just found it's 18th-wind, four days into their post-season celebrations.
Betoota Dolphins hooker, Luke Fitz, says the back-end...
Trailer Load Of Oxygen Tanks Arrive At Pauline Hanson’s House Courtesy Of Sunrise
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Another six months of political relevance has been breathed into Pauline Hanson's career today, as a trailer load of oxygen cylinders arrived at...
Warm Toilet Seat Offers Great Insight Into What Just Happened Here
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Local hardware supplies and sales account director, Anthony Rahmond experienced an uncomfortable workplacescenario this morning.
Shortly after consuming his International Roast in...
Local Happy Clapper Hopes He’ll Find Women Attractive After Voting No
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local born-again-type says that while his groovy modern church presents itself as a progressive community that steers away from the boring old...
Melbourne Reverend Says He’s Been Pro-Same-Sex Marriage Since Before It Was Cool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Melbourne Reverend came out today and told friends and family that he's supported the idea of gay marriage...
Bouncers Tell Prince Of Denmark To Get Something To Eat And Come Back In Halfa
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queensland's nanny-state liquor licensing laws have embarrassed the entire Australian population, after the owners of a Brisbane bar after bouncers were forced to...
Inside Brisbane’s Hottest New Made Up Suburb: North Riverwoodspringlakes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
IF anyone told you the Brisbane property market was unstable, they obviously haven't driven 58 kilometres past the Morayfield turn off and seen...
Optimistic Bloke Buys Cookbook He Won’t Ever Look At Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Intern Reporter | Contact
After meandering through a book shop whilst waiting for his girlfriend, young Lucas Davis made an impulse purchase...
Ascot grandmother signs up to Stan just to see Matt Okine’s bare arse in The Other Guy
BERNICE TWISP | Social Media | Contact
A toey septuagenarian from the leafy Brisbane enclave of Ascot has spoken candidly to The Advocate regarding her recent and out-of-character decision to...
