Brisbane’s Drunken Assaults Halved By Hiring Official Referees For Valley Cab Ranks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
FORGET the lock-out laws, forget the ID scanners - the key to lowering drunken assaults in premier Queensland nightlife strips is to...
Melbourne Art Student Smoking Rollies Outside The Louvre Says Italian Renaissance Is Overrated
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Melbourne Art Student currently loitering out front of the the world's largest art museum and historic monument in Paris, says everything inside is just so lame...
Younger Family Friend From Small Town Still Pursuing A Career In Aussie Hip Hop
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A younger family friend that you haven't seen in years has a very cringeworthy social media presence, it has been confirmed.
Tommy (24) who's...
Study: 10 Out Of 10 People Check Themselves Out In Lifts When Riding Alone
DYLAN FEINGOLD | Arts | Contact
A special report commissioned by Australia's peak scientific body, the CSIRO, as concluded that everybody takes a moment to...
Italian Restaurant Dedicates Entire Wall To Photos Of Their Staff With Russell Crowe
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local South Betoota Italian Restaurant, La Porchetta Ristorante, somehow thinks it is worth reminding people that Brendan Fraser once ate a meal there.
The...
Traveller Snapchats Photo Of Plane’s Wing Just In Case Her Friends Forgot What They Look Like
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Marcia Fuller is going on holidays and she wants all of her friends to know about it.
After a hectic...
Tormenting Rental Inspection Takes Less Than 10 Minutes After All
BERT MALLEY | Local | CONTACT
Despite all the worry and hectoring from his girlfriend in the lead-up, Betoota carpenter Michael Larkin has reported this morning’s rental inspection...
Wedding DJ Has Strict Rules On Nutbush
BERT MALLEY | Local | CONTACT
To the dismay of drunken uncles across the state, expert turntablist and self-described party-starter Adrian Bedelovski has an iron-clad code of conduct...
Instagram Bikini Models Fill Zoo-Magazine Sized Hole In Smoko Break
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A dodgy old bloke on site named Roger says he doesn't know what the fuck happened to ZOO magazine but he's yet...
Centrelink Staff To Make Sure They See The Piss Come Out Of The Poor Peoples Cocks And Vaginas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
New staff-training programs for Centrelink employees have left everyone feeling a bit uneasy today, after they were advised by superiors to make sure...
