Perth Girl In London Could Only Really Live In Sydney Or Melbourne If She Moved Back
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After a year of not eating as much as she should and spending most of her commission-based marketing paychecks on public transport and...
Travis Scott Reportedly Ejaculated Sperm Into Kylie Jenner’s Uterus With His Penis
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The devastating damage caused by earth quakes and hurricanes to North America, as well as the imminent nuclear war with North Korea has...
Site Manager Gives New Apprentice The Run Down On His One Game Of First Grade In 1988
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Local Gosford-based construction site manager, Brucey (54) played one glorious game of football for North Sydney Bears in 1988.
Alongside the likes of Les...
Prominent Beach Turns It On For Local Girl
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Local girl, Vita Ryan (27) has posted roughly 1,452 images to Instagram over the last four years, but none as special as today's.
After...
Housemate Really Getting Into His Adult Movies By The Look Of Things
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A housemate that has skipped rent this week has only left his bedroom a couple times to fill up a large bottle of...
Local Bloke Says The Book Was Better As Soon As Movie Credits Start Rolling
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A very clever young man has made it clear to his partner and those within earshot that the movie...
Pop Still Wondering Why The ATO Wanted To Be Paid In iTunes Gift Cards This Year
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Bill Watts was still perplexed today after sending hundreds of dollars of ITunes gift cards to a strange address in order...
Nature Journal Identifies Australian Music Journalists As Lowest Form Of Human Life
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Australian music journalists, critics and online op-ed writers are a life form lower than ever seen before- that's according to one of...
Gold Coast Council Responds To Allegations Of Severe Political Corruption: “Hehe”
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Gold Coast Mayor Tom Tate has responded to last night's episode of ABC Four Corners by saying 'hehe' after the ABC current affairs program...
Elon Musk To Fix South Australia’s Soft Serve Machines While He’s At It
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Another week and another big announcement from business magnate and entrepreneur Elon Musk.
After pledging to solve South Australia’s “energy crisis,” Musk...
