The devastating damage caused by earth quakes and hurricanes to North America, as well as the imminent nuclear war with North Korea has been greatly overshadowed today by reports that 20-year-old Kylie Jenner, the youngest member of the reality show family, has been inseminated by her rapper boyfriend Travis Scott.

Although representatives did not confirm the pregnancy, and did not immediately respond to The Associated Press’ request for comment – someone saw something on social media that looks like a baby bump.

According to the New York Post, the family will be confirming the news today – but are willing to let this media storm ride out as long as they can – so technically this whole thing could be bullshit.

One of the biggest signs of the alleged pregnancy is that apparently Jenner has been posting older photos on her Instagram and hasn’t been seen at public events recently, which has led non-medical sources to assume that Travis Scott has ejaculated fertile semen into Jenner’s uterus, causing insemination.

Insemination is the deliberate introduction of sperm into a female animal or plant for the purpose of impregnating or fertilizing the female for sexual reproduction. The sperm is introduced into the uterus of a mammal or the oviduct of an oviparous (egg-laying) animal.

In mammals, insemination normally occurs during sexual intercourse, but insemination can take place in other ways, such as artificial insemination – which would be less likely the case for Ms Jenner, as her entire self-image is highly sexualised, as is her partner’s. Each form of insemination has legal, moral and interpersonal implications. Whether insemination takes place naturally or by artificial means, however, the pregnancy and the progress of it will be the same.

Travis Scott has been advised by popular ex and current Kardashian/Jenner partners to unionise with Kanye West and Scott Disick, as his life will now become infinitely more dramatic.


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