Great Night’s Sleep Marred By Local Man’s Hypercritical Internal Monologue
KEVIN DOUGLAS | Local News | Contact
Speaking to The Advocate through an artificial buzz that only a sleepless night and a quadruple shot flat white...
Wrestling Is Fake You Fucking Idiot, Says Nation’s Older Sisters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's annoyed teenage older sisters have today insisted that the World Wrestling Entertainment franchise is fake, and that you are a fucking idiot...
Palaszczuk Grants Adani Permission To Begin Milling Bleached Coral Into Cement Mix
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk and her closely linked business groups are today defending the proposed Adani coal mine despite damning allegations aired on the...
Mature-Age Student Finally Empathises With Millennials After Spending $1322 On This Semester’s Textbooks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local mature-aged student, complete with years of life experience and know-how, has regaled her new classmates this afternoon...
Report: Everyone Secretly Wants To Go To The Deni Ute Muster
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by Monash University's anthropological department has found that 95% of all Australians secretly want to spend an entire weekend...
Adelaide Still Uncertain Of AFL Grand Final Result After 1st Quarter Black Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Misinformation has spread rapidly around the free-settler capital, as the residents desperately scour for a result to yesterday's 2017 AFL Grand Final.
As has...
“Oi You Should Listen To This Podcast’ Says White Person
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
South Betoota resident James Reynolds is one of millions of migaloos worldwide, swept up in the podcast revolution.
Close friends of Reynolds report...
Perth FIFO Spewing About Another Fucken Ash Cloud Over Bali
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local jet-ski-owner who's been dreaming about sinking Bintangs at Kuta beach is absolutely ropeable that the budget airline he has booked a...
Turnbull Promises New Cowboys Stadium If No One Drops A Knee This Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The North Queensland Cowboys' close relationship with Aboriginal Australia and the LGBTI community appears to be playing on Prime Minister Turnbull's mind this...
Bunnings Begins Selling Double Snag Sangers In Support Of Marriage Equality
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The same sex marriage postal survey has been a spectacularly expensive and non-binding way for corporations to make some coin by voicing their...
