Bloke Who Enjoys Drinking Piss Until He Can’t See Or Walk Says He’s Pumped For Spring Carnival
As the weather goes from cloudy and cold to sunny and cold, outdoor activities are once again a weekend option for outgoing Australians.
However, in...
Melbourne Landlords Furious With Having To House Even More Hairy, Smelly Tenants
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Victorian landlords are in a state of protest over the Andrew’s Government push to allow renters the right to pet ownership. One vocal...
Local Punter Rides Out Gap Between Footy Grand Final And Spring Carnival With NBL-Heavy Multi
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For local punter, Benji Oxley, this weeks marks the start of the most difficult couple months of the year for a betting enthusiast.
"Oooooh!"...
10 Best Sporting References To Disguise The Fact You Are Talking About Doing Drugs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Sporting culture and drug culture often go hand in hand, particularly around this time of the year with Mad Mondays and...
Apprentice Says Mood Swings And Bloating Will Be All Worth It Come Festival Season
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As winter approaches, an entire generation of young Aussies are preparing their strict bodybuilding regimes in preparation for the Summer’s electronic dance...
Abbott Says Extinction Of Koalas Could Be Beneficial To Society If Anything
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Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has said that the impending extinction of koalas could only help the economy, if anything, while speaking at...
Oxford Dictionary Send Experts To Terrigal To Study The Use Of ‘Hell’ As An Adjective
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's coastal communities and their use of the word 'hell' have baffled senior literary academics at Oxford Dictionary for many years now.
So much...
American Gets That Funny Look In Her Eyes After Australian Brings Up Gun Control
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A seemingly rational discussion between two people, who agree on most things, has taken a sharp turn this afternoon.
While both holidaying in the...
Every Motorist In Brisbane To Inquire About Living Inside Indooroopilly Bridge
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A young South-East Queensland mother who has crossed the Walter Taylor Bridge twice every week for the last decade, has today reminded herself...
Di Natale Proudly Shows Off Collection Of Music Festival Wristbands Dating Back To Homebake
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As Australia enters the festival season, Senator Richard Di Natale has today come clean on his most loved co-curricular activity outside of horoscopes...
