A housemate that has skipped rent this week has only left his bedroom a couple times to fill up a large bottle of water.

After six months of bachelordom, Lindo (28) has become more and more reclusive each day. Many of his friends and fellow housemates thought he might be slipping into a bout of depression, but all concerns have been quelled by the discovery of a battered virtual reality headset on his bed this morning.

“I dunno if it’s all good news” said one housemate, Emma.

“There is a few concerns that come with this discovery. What the fuck has he been watching up there”

“He can’t even look me in the eyes anymore”

virtual reality headset is a head-mounted device that provides virtual reality for the wearer. VR headsets are widely used with computer games but they are also used in other applications, including simulators and virtual hardcore sexual scenarios. They comprise a stereoscopic head-mounted display (providing separate images for each eye), stereo sound, and head motion tracking sensors.

Some VR headsets also have eye tracking sensors and gaming controllers – to make the POV experience even more realistic.

Speaking to the media today, Lindo said nothing was wrong and he only uses the VR headset to watch Frasier.

“It’s not what you think”

However the discovery of Emma’s hair conditioner bottle on his bed side table says differently.



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