Office Joker Incredibly Threatened By New Employee With The Yarns
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT
A local office worker who’s always been a bit of a jokester is today feeling incredibly threatened by the new guy who just...
Locals Show Pride In Town By Abbreviating It’s Name And Throwing ‘Vegas’ On The End
A report has confirmed today that despite many towns and cities having the word Vegas tacked onto the end of them by their residents,...
New Study Finds Direct Correlation Between Oakley Sunglasses And Speeding Fines
Cecil Green, lead researcher of the adrenalin division at the CSIRO, believes he has found a direct correlation between the purchase of Oakley Crankshaft...
Punters Club Group Chat Now Solely Used To Discuss Cryptocurrency Markets
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Australian Bookmaker Union (TABU) have today released a report that details significant and concerning new data regarding users of Australian online betting...
“Urgh, Back On The Grind” Says Bloke Reading Work Email While Lined Up Outside SCG
KENT REGINALD | Social Pages | Contact
A local Betoota man is cursing his luck for having to go back to work this week, and only getting to spend...
Ubers Surge To 100x In Victoria As Entire State Too Scared To Walk Home From Dinner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton was right.
Victorians are too scared to walk outside their homes, even if it is just down the block...
PM Says Melbourne Losing Battle Against Groups Of 3 Or More Black Kids In Public Places
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The amount of three or more visibly African teenagers standing in public, possibly making noise or being annoying, is "out of control" in...
Schapelle Corby To Be Sent Back To Prison For New Pop Song
Australians North of the Tweed are furious today as the Queenslander's version of OJ Simpson is once again being ostracised by the smug, southern...
Family On Annual Camping Holiday Avoid Contact With People Next Door Just Like At Home
A Betootan family holidaying on the Sunshine Coast have set the tone early with their camping neighbours today.
The Andrews began the first day of...
“I Said Aqua Spirals You Fucken Moron. What Is This? Riverfire?” Says Local Pyrotechnician
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local pyrotechnic by the name of Braden, is currently under the pump this afternoon, ahead of his biggest day of the year.
After...
