Officeworks Really Doing Their Best To Spoil The Remaining School Holidays
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
While still continuing until the tail end of January, school holidays have been cut short once again thanks to Officeworks's perpetually premature ‘Back...
Michael Flatley Spotted In Western Sydney Scouting Eshays For New Riverdance Production
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Internationally renowned Irish dancer Michael Flatley has today announced that he will be spending the next few months visiting train stations and RSL car parks...
Former Bong Lord Comes Out Of Retirement For An Embarrassing Coughing Fit
KENT REGINALD | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Betoota man who hasn't smoked weed for a while wants to make it absolutely clear that this sudden bout of violent...
Inner-Sydney Leftie Calls For Entire City’s Train Drivers To Be Sacked After Appalling 15 Minute Commute
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An open-minded inner-city progressive from the Sydney suburb of Balmain has today called for an entire services work force to be sacked and...
Girl Celebrates Little Brother’s 21st With Photo That Clearly Shows Who Got The Genes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local girl, Kat Donald (27) has today posted a lovely Facebook tribute to her little brother Keiran on the day of his 21st.
Well...
Smug New Employee Rocks Into Office Kitchen With A Salad For Lunch
KENT REGINALD | Cadet | CONTACT
A local woman who just started a new office gig is unsure how long exactly she has to wait before he can really...
RSPCA Confirms That Even Outside Dogs Are Allowed Inside During Thunderstorms
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The RSPCA has reminded pet owners around the country today that strict rules on dogs staying outside should be relaxed during thunderstorms.
“We...
New Mother Offers Insincere Apology For All The Baby Spam She’s Plastered On Instagram
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A young mother from Betoota's family-friendly inner-suburbs has today offered and shallow and insincere apology for the consistent stream of baby photos she...
Tailender Spends A Couple Hours Before Dinner Knocking In New Bat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local cricketer who is naively optimistic about his ability with bat in hand has spent most of an afternoon/evening knocking in his...
Study Finds It’s Not Hot Until You Share A Car’s Outside Temperature Reading To Social Media
BERNICE TWISP | Social Media | Contact
Snapchat, Instagram, Bebo? It doesn't matter where you post it, just as long as you do it!
A new study...
