Teenager With Trolley Pole Threatens Bike-Sharing Multinational’s Entire Business Model
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Maroubra teenager, Joel Jack (13) doesn't need a new bike.
In fact he's pretty content with the BMX his uncles gave him for Christmas....
Bloke That Got Arrested On Footy Trip Has 15 Minutes To Show His Face Or Be Left Behind
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As the Bedourie Roosters lick their wounds following an unnecessarily large blow out following their trial match against The Betoota Dolphins last night,...
“It’s Just The Market Correcting Itself” Says Terrified Crypto Investor
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A crestfallen young crypto investor has assured The Advocate today that the recent crash is just “the market working itself out.”
Coen...
Arj Barker Appears In Australian Comedy Thing
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The Immigration office has been urged to look into whether or not American comedian Arj Barker is a permanent Australian resident, after literally...
Corporate Drones Show Off Human Side With Hilarious Pub Trivia Name
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What do you get when you combine a group of young professionals and a pub trivia night? A hilarious team name, thats...
Mum Impressed By Son’s Hip New Sandshoes
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Always happy to pay his mother a visit, Ryan Carlile (34) wasn’t expecting such a warm reaction from his mother, Lucile...
St Kilda Man Fed Up With African Gangs Taking Over Foreshore Where He Used To Bash Gays
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A nostalgic Melbourne elite is today reminiscing on a much more simpler time, before the waves of South Sudanese migrants welcomed to...
Couple Who Waited Until Everyone Could Marry Desperately Searching For New Excuse
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As the first same-sex weddings begin to take place across the nation, long-term couple Richard Stein (30) and Julia Lewis (31) have...
Brisbane Girl Suffers Slipped Disc After Excessive Jewellery Related Incident In The Valley
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For Brisbane girl, Rosalie Carina (19) there's very few cultural requirements that she is forced to adhere to in the land of the...
Perth Has Got It’s Own Thing Going On, Says Perth
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Perth is a really unique city and isn't like all the other city's on the east coast, it has been confirmed, by Perth.
The...
