City Worker Feels Like Filthy Cheater Walking Past Regular Cafe With A Different Coffee
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Sandy Dawson felt pretty uncomfortable this morning as she took a walk of shame, so to speak.
However, rather than trundling home after a...
Cronulla Man Cuts To The Chase And Fills His Inflatable Pool With Piss To Begin With
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With only three days until the Australia Day long weekend, some of Australia's most patriotic citizens are already are preparing themselves for a...
Awkward Nightclub Encounter Confirms Family Friend Born In 1999 Is Old Enough For MDMA
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People that were born while Australia was still setting up for the Sydney Olympics are now old enough to enjoy pingers, it has...
Mate Who Recently Moved To Sydney Completes Hipster Rebrand With List Of Bands Nobody Knows
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Local mate that works in advertising, Xander Levison is today letting his close friends know that he isn't your run-of-the-mill Australian music fan.
By...
Tough C–t Getting Out Of Car During Road Rage Incident Hoping No One Calls His Bluff
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A man who gets kicks from intimidating people has possibly bitten off more than he can chew today, after getting out of his...
Mozzie Coils: They Don’t Make It Fucking Easy
A recent report into the user-friendliness of mosquito coils has found that the age-old manufacturer method of packaging 10 mozzie coils all intertwined with...
Man Who Only Gets His News From Sky News Panel Shows Says He’s Entitled To His Opinion
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It is widely accepted the internet is the worse thing to happen to other people’s opinions since the conception of other people’s opinions....
Report: Probably Time For Uni Student To Hang The 2016 Senior Jersey Up
Friends and family of Ben Smith have confirmed to The Advocate today that it’s about time that he gave away his old Year 12...
Bernardi Reluctantly Adds Beds Are Burning, Treaty And Solid Rock To His Hottest 100
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After being told to fuck off by both Spotify and several prominent Australian recording artists, Senator Cory Bernardi has had to resort...
Tasmania Almost Gets Hot
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Tasmanians are today actively seeking businesses that have air-conditioning, as the mercury glides just under 30 degrees celsius in the Apple Isle.
Thousands...
