“Day Time Is The New Night Time” Says Person Who Enjoys Dancing To Music In Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
After three years of lock-out laws, a young Sydney woman who enjoys taking part in purposefully selected sequences of human movement, with aesthetic and symbolic value, says she's...
Train Strike Proves Selfish Rail Workers Only Care About Their Livelihood, Families
KENT REGINALD | Trains | Contact
NSW Government officials are today claiming that all of this train strike talk over the last few days is just further...
Citizenship Ceremonies To Include Tips On How To Talk Shit About Anyone Doing Better Than You
The most successful multicultural nation in the world is going to get a bit more multicultural over the weekend, as almost 13,000 people from...
Nyngan Man Unsure Who To Ask For The Smokey Barbecue Sauce In Woollahra
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
Staff at one of Sydney's hatted restaurants are today both insulted and disgusted by the request of one of their customers. Upon...
Tight-Arse Mate Not That Hungry Unless You’re Having Trouble With Those Chips
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
A pub lunch catch up has been spoiled today by a friend who is incapable of confronting the financial responsibilities required of...
Half-Arsed Leftie Caves In At Last Minute And Asks What Everyone Is Doing For Australia Day
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
It has been confirmed today aspiring artist and full-time kitchen hand Layla Oswald, who had planned to spend Australia Day quietly...
Tourist In Sydney Unable To Find A Take-Away Meal Not Named After A Dead 90s Rapper
LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACT
An American tourist currently in Sydney, has today revealed he has yet to order a meal from a menu that...
Latham Secretly Farms Hydroponic Pine Trees In Preparation For When Lefties Ban Christmas
As the rabid, soap-dodging, bleeding-heart lefties look like they are on track to have our National Day changed to a date that everyone can...
Aboriginal Coworker Asked To Speak On Behalf Of 700,000 People In Passing Conversation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
For the 5th time this week, local Murri man Johnny Fishburne has been asked to convey the collective feelings, frustrations and opinions held...
CSI: Hobart Canned After Pilot Episode As Producers Learn Of Lack Of Variation In DNA
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Once predicted to be the biggest release for CBS in 2018, the production of CSI: Hobart has been canned just days before it...
