White Boy Working At Culture Kings Would Give Anything To Be Invited To Join An African Gang
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The very visible identity crisis occurring on the top floor of the West Betoota Culture Kings is made worse by the fact that...
Local Nu-Metal Fan Finds Himself Caught In The Undertow, Just Caught In The Undertow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local RSL manager is having one of those days that only get better with a steady playlist of electric guitars, bass, drums...
Edgy Late 90s Teenager Explains What The SMP On His White Studded Belt Stands For
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A late 90s kid who's parents knows he smokes ciggies after school at the Wintergarden foodcourt has made it clear that his new...
New Research Indicates That It’s Impossible To Regret A Swim
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A damning report into the town's public swimming pool has concluded that nobody has ever regretted having a swim...
“Would The Barefoot Investor Think This Half-Pissed $300 ATM Withdrawal Is A Good Idea?”
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
The Barefoot Investor, the latest financial self-help book for anyone who lacks a basic understanding of money, has got one Betoota Cove...
Red Rooster Consider Relocating Stores Off Highways And Near Where People Actually Live
Australia’s oldest and 11th best rooster-based chicken franchise, Red Rooster, has today announced it is seriously considering a major shift in company policy by...
Grown Man Picks Tomato Off Sandwich
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Local contractor Craig Nicholson (27) was excited to try the new schnitzel sandwich special from his local cafe, yet...
Local Yiayia Dispatches Plastic Bottles Full Of Water To Defend Her Olive Trees From Dog Piss
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A prominent Greek grandmother from Betoota's Flight Path District has today declared that she isn't messing around when it comes to her olives,...
Overprotective Best Friend Takes Control Of The ‘Hip Hip’ During Birthday Cake
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Anthea has been besties with Beth since like at least three years ago, but with Beth's new boyfriend, comes a new circle of friends.
This...
Man Who Isn’t Alan Jones Provides Opinion No One Cares About
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A man who isn't Alan Jones has today given his two cents, on behalf of the everyday Australian who can't remember where they...
