‘Social Experiment’ Just A Nice Way Of Saying ‘We Don’t Respect You As An Audience’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A senior Australian TV executive has today confirmed a belief long held by many that the term ‘social experiment’ has in...
Bearded Man Not Sure He Knows The People He’s Eating With Well Enough To Order Pho
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local man with an unkept bushy beard is currently contemplating spending the next twenty minutes rinsing warm beef broth through it.
Guy...
Real Business Still Done Over Crownies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by The Australian Institute For Nineties Millionaires has found that actual business deals are still done over Crownies and old...
Local Woman Doesn’t Even Really Care About Valentine’s Day Anyway Because It’s Actually Just A Big Marketing Ploy And Should We Really Be Letting Romance And Love Be Hijacked...
MOIRA BANKS | Holidays | CONTACT
With the annual day of love fast approaching, online dating app downloads have been increasing as singletons desperately try to find a...
Bradbury Prepares For Brief Increase In Corporate Speaking Gigs Over Winter Olympics
LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACT
As Channel 7 works tirelessly to manufacture a magic moment in this years Winter Olympics, they’ve conceded that they’ll never...
Sound Guy Encourages Drunk Punters To Give Him Feedback Halfway Through A Show
LEROY PERCIVAL | Investigative | CONTACT
Front-of-house engineer at The Furry Octopus in Betoota’s live music precinct has this week posted on his Facebook status that he really wants...
Friends Of White People With Dreads Encouraged To Sit Them Down And Have A Chat
LEROY PERCIVAL | Investigative | CONTACT
Social service workers have this year launched a campaign to encourage close friends and family of caucasian people with dreadlocks to sit them...
Bloke With Weeping Muffler Burn Says What Ya Wanna Do Is Go Straight To Kuta Beach
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Local Gold Coast man Broadie Cavill (39) knows all the good shit to do in Bali, if you were ever thinking of going....
Mark Latham Found Unresponsive After Discovering This Is An Official Australian Flag
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Outspoken political outsider Mark Latham has been found on the stairs of his South Sydney home this morning, mere moments after he discovered the...
Local Car Dealership Offers Mid-Life Crisis Special On ‘The Menoporsche’
Recently divorced men are a gold mine for any savvy, conscience-lacking businessman. And one local car salesman, arguably the most dishonest and conscience-lacking of...
