Dad Spends 10 Minutes Giving Directions Despite Being Repeatedly Told It’s Up On Google Maps
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local father of four has wasted a significant amount of time today, explaining directions to his son who owns and iPhone.
Darren Gibbs...
Traveller Preps For Flight By Wearing Neck Pillow Nine Hours Before Takeoff
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
While some of us rush to get our holiday packing done, traveller Lindsey Khoury (32) prepares for her getaways well in advance.
Her latest...
Local Woman Gets Real With Self And Leaves Activewear Out Of Holiday Suitcase
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A local corporate tax lawyer Rachel Hirst (34) has kicked off her summer holiday with realistic expectations, opting to leave her activewear and...
Murri Christmas: Uncle From Out West Reckons Pavlova Goes Great With Holbrooks Sauce
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Murri household in Brisbane is today coming to terms with the fact that their uncle from Charleville will actually pour Worcestershire sauce...
Rebellious Teenager Secretly Stoked About Getting Cluedo
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT
A local rebellious teenager who hates everything is secretly super stoked at getting a brand new Cluedo for Chrissy this year, The Betoota...
NRMA Warns: Drivers Beware Of Busier Roads, Sunburnt Kids Fucking Around In Backseat
The roads in and out out of all of the nation's major cities are grid locked as a result of this mass migration, as...
Report: Does Mum Have To Be Any Clearer About No Glass In The Pool?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by the Australian Pool Safety association has delved into whether or not it has actually sunk in that a local...
Local Kiwi Will Never Be As Cool As He Was Krumping At The Train Station In High School
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For Tane Wellington, there has been a lot of positives that came from growing up in both Australia and New Zealand.
For one, he...
Cousins From Down South Ask If You Packed Your Cossies, Whatever The Hell That Means
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
As families across the country reunite for Christmas celebrations, it has been reported that young Queenslanders are continually being confused by the varying...
Bloke That Got Caught Up Talking Bitcoin On First Date Very Lucky To Get A Second One
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After three-months riding his smartphone through the wild west of cryptocurrency trading, local bachelor Edward Fitzsimmons has found himself unable to talk...
