Triple M Successfully Corners The Islam Is Not A Race Market With Ozzest 100 Countdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Popular classic rock radio franchise Triple M has one-uped their public broadcasting counterparts by choosing to play a countdown-style playlist...
Wow: This Girl Just Referred To A Boyfriend Of 3 Months As Her Best Friend As Well
Sophie Sinkinson was left bemused today after reading on Facebook that her friend Sally has a new best friend.
The pair had gone to...
Townsville Girl Living In Sydney Asks Office If They Can Go Easy On The Air Con
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A seasoned North Queenslander living in Sydney is completely puzzled by her colleagues kneejerk response to a bit of plus thirty heat.
As...
Fuck It I Reckon That Can Wait Till After Christmas, Says Nation’s Suits
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In a move described by many as “unnecessary” and “kind of irresponsible”, the Australian Government has today formally acknowledge this week to be...
Red Laser Emerges Through Mathias Cormann’s Retina While Announcing Slashes To Welfare
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The Turnbull Government's Minister for Finance has today shown signs of being at least partly-cyborg, after a red robotic laser emerged out of...
Teen Cricket Prodigy Tipped To Be First Physically Attractive Aussie Bowler Since Lillee
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A Cootamundra-based teenage cricketing prodigy has today been tipped as the next half-decent looking bloke to play for Australia, after taking a 9fa...
Nation’s Rural Chinese Restaurants Stock Up On Crownies For Pop Ahead Of Christmas Eve Rush
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Country Chinese restaurants around Australia are today stocking up on their crownies and pure blondes, ahead of a rush of poorly organised family...
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Local Woman Has Feeling Secret Santa Gift Might’ve Been Picked Up At Chemist Next Door
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A local Betoota woman is counting her lucky stars after getting a brand new packet of dental floss for Kris Kringle this...
“White Male Privilege Is A Myth” Says 21-Year-Old Sitting Next To His Dad In Boardroom
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Aspiring worker and future jet ski owner, Simon Richardson (21) reckons he’s had enough of people attributing their lack of success to...
