Maltesers At Cinema Equate To One Dollar Per Ball
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A recent study by the CSIRO has found that when purchased at the cinema kiosk, the confectionary product known as Maltesers are almost...
Big Kahuna Politely Waits For Uber Driver To Explain How The Seat Slides Back
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A local giant has today gone through the same paces he does every time he gets into an Uber by himself. That is,...
Voter Appalled Out-Of-Touch Politician Invaded Her Privacy To Discuss Local Issues
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Karen Langley (54) is not happy with her local MP who she says is out of touch and doesn’t understand the local voter.
“Whoever...
Old Bottle Shop Gift Bag Just As Good As Present Wrapping Paper, Says Local Slob
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A local bachelor who doesn't have the patience or motor skills to wrap Christmas presents says the left over gift bags from an...
Quaint Summer Bedroom On AirBnB Excludes Photo Of Housemate Ripping Cones In Living Room
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A delightful bedroom that is available to be sublet over the summer break is not 100% indicative of the lifestyle that comes with...
Malcolm Turnbull To Take Credit For Winner Of Hottest 100 Vote
ROY MARTIN | Youth Culture | CONTACT
Following on from the recent nation-building success of the Same Sex Marriage plebiscite, Malcom Turnbull has held a press conference today...
Gold Coast Undecided On Which Sporting Code They Should Suck At Next
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After countless attempts at creating a rugby league legacy in the coastal South-East Corner, and one so-so effort with the in the AFL,...
Nokia Still Not Sure Why The N-Gage Didn’t Take Off
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Executives from Nokia have today finally commented on their brief dabble with smartphones.
"We can't believe the N-Gage flopped" said one executive, Phil Sigsworth.
"We...
Bloke Who Didn’t Buy A Bitcoin A Year Ago Says He Nearly Bought A Bitcoin A Year Ago
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Steve Comimo was collectively told by his friends to “shut the fuck up about Bitcoin” today.
The move comes after months of constant reminders from...
Report: Suburban Thai Restaurant Only Place To Get A Feed Within Walking Distance
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A suburban Thai restaurant of middling quality is just about the only place to have lunch or dinner, without having to get into...
